I've been trying for two years to get out of my crappy ghetto apartment, surrounded by loud, obnoxious, violent pothead neighbors who do crazy things every day and, just this morning at 6 a.m. knocked on our door to see if we had a shovel. I finally, finally got a place -- a perfect little cottage on the north shore of the island, and a place I had actually tried to get years ago and couldn't afford then -- magically, it is now available and magically, it's mine.
Thing is, I need to do a fundraiser so I can afford the first month's rent. So, my dear friends, I'm giving you first crack at commissions from me! Due to my situation, I have to ask for payment in advance, which stinks, but I promise you'll get my best!
Below is my list of stuff I'll do and how much each thingy is.
2'' Claymate: $6.00
4'' Claymate: $10.00
(For a look at my current Claymates, go to www.etsy.com/shop/voodoopastry Or, if you prefer something entirely new, write me what sort of creature you want and what colors you'd like it in!)
8x10 Prints of Snap Crackle Pop strips (name the one you want):
Original paintings (specify what you want and what colors are involved -- unfortunately, I can't do realistic portraits)
I can't promise any of these before November, since I will be wrapped up in moving, but I will certainly move as quickly as I can. If you have a specific date you need the work by, let me know ahead of time so I can figure things out.
You are also invited, of course, to show me some love on my shop www.etsy.com/shop/voodoopastry
"> by purchasing anything already available on there, including prints and original Claymates.
Aaaaaand of course, if you just want to be mega-awesome and donate to the Get Kit Out Of Her Craphole Apartment Fund, you are invited to send whatever you like to my paypal account, under email@example.com. Even just a buck would be immensely appreciated, and I will love you forever. Not that I don't already, obviously.
You know me, I hate to hold my hand out, which is why I'm offering my services in exchange. Thanks in advance my lovelies!