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That's really good with the salt, because as you said centipedes are not like spiders, those things are like evil incarnate. Gawd and the big black plated ones that are even hard to kill with a hammer because they like take their vitamins every day or something and move super fast. Ugh. I'm totally glad you're out of the shitty part of wahiawa and in your cute cottage. I remember some scary parts if you went down california ave far enough.
I do wear skirts a lot these days, now you mention it, and always shake out my pants first. Gotta learn those lessons only once. Spiders are useful, even beautiful if you look the right way, but yes, centipedes are children of Satan, created only for destruction and discord.
And yes, I'm glad to be out of Wahiawa as well. My cottage in the jungle is fantastic and lovely and quiet, and I never again have to hear the daily screams of "WHEA IS YO GODDAM BROTHA? DID YOU LOSE HIS ASS AGIIIN?!" or "STOP THAT FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD NOW!" nor do I have to run and close all my windows three times a day when everyone in my apartment complex lights up their doobies right under my windows. You could set your clock by them.